Hiya! I'm happy to chat with almost anyone about almost anything, but if you think you want to MEET me, then run through this list:
- Are you after what's in the front of my panties? If so, stop reading and head back to the chat room. No. No, I mean it. Seriously, it isn't going to happen.
- Are you 40-60 years old (maybe as young as 35, but you'd need to impress);
- Are you ethically free to date (single/PolyAm/ENM);
- Do you want to date a very part-time CD - meaning, see each other at semi-regular intervals and do more than just have sex

If you meet all of those requirements, by all means chat me up. :) Be advised: Compliments are not conversation. If all you're doing is rephrasing, "You're hot!" then I can do much else but say thanks and that's boring.

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Lemme know what it is and I'll take some custom shots just for you. ;

Favorite Quotes: "The enemy of good is perfect." - Voltaire
"Humans gonna human." - me